PLEASE NOTE Royal Mail are very busy, orders may take longer than expected to arrive

Children Make you Drink

Children Make you Drink

Free Delivery*

*Free First Class Postage More Info

£6.50 each

Love from the School Mums

Not only are the cards hilarious, but the amazing quality is there too. Our cards are a thick A3 folded to A4 350gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer. We provide a Kraft Brown Ribbed envelope embossed with a fancy shiny Love Layla logo.
We will send the card inside a hardback envelope for added protection through the post.


  • We do only post within the UK
  • We do post to BFPO address, as long as it has a UK style postcode
  • Envelopes are provided loose inside the larger postage envelope, please do retrieve this before throwing away the larger board backed envelope that we have posted to you
  • We post ALL items first class
  • If ordered after 1pm Mon - Fri, your order will be posted the next working day. (i.e, ordered on a Tuesday, we will be posting the item on a Wednesday)
  • Our working office hours are Monday to Friday
  • If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday, first class (Unless this falls on a Bank Holiday, which it will be posted the next working day)
  • First class is the ONLY service we provide - we cannot offer an alternative service. This service does not provide tracking
  • The postal service is provided by Royal Mail - they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take up to 5 WORKING DAYS
  • We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide - although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our orders are typically received within 2-3 working days
  • If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service
  • We do receive the address details from the details on the order - please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email or Facebook message. We will confirm your details have been changed, please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request
  • We do have a store in Australia, for orders within Australia and New Zealand
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Shit Got Real £6.50
Nursery Teacher £3.95
Strong Minded £3.95
July Cunt £3.95
August Cunt £3.95
September Cunt £3.95
October Cunt £3.95
October Dickhead £3.95
September Dickhead £3.95
Teachers Apples £3.50
FlossTastic £3.95
Survivor £3.95
Your Kid £3.95
Tinsel Tits Label £2.75
Sorry my Child Bag £3.95
Have fun! £3.95
Birthday Clean Up £3.95
I Promise I'll Be Nice £4.50
New Place To Bone £4.50
Thanks For Putting Up With Me £4.50
80 - I'd Keep That Quiet! £4.50

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