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Coffee & Dry Shampoo
Coffee & Dry Shampoo

Coffee & Dry Shampoo

Free Delivery*

*Free First Class Postage More Info
Dispatched the next working day! UK only (mon-fri)

£12.00 each

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Our 11oz ceramic mugs are 100% dishwasher proof with a full colour handle and insert, professionally printed on both sides (handy for Lefties!) The mugs are posted in a double fluted protective cardboard box, perfect for any gift giving occasion! Friend, Workmate, Family, Partner or even the weirdo Colleague - will all appreciate a Love Layla Mug on their Desk or Kitchen Cupboard...


or the next working day if after 1pm! UK ONLY (Mon-Fri)
  • We do only post within the UK
  • We do post to BFPO address, as long as it has a UK style postcode
  • Envelopes are provided loose inside the larger postage envelope, please do retrieve this before throwing away the larger board backed envelope that we have posted to you
  • We post ALL items first class
  • If ordered after 1pm Mon - Fri, your order will be posted the next working day. (i.e, ordered on a Tuesday, we will be posting the item on a Wednesday)
  • Our working office hours are Monday to Friday
  • If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday, first class (Unless this falls on a Bank Holiday, which it will be posted the next working day)
  • First class is the ONLY service we provide - we cannot offer an alternative service. This service does not provide tracking
  • The postal service is provided by Royal Mail - they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take up to 5 WORKING DAYS
  • We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide - although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our orders are typically received within 2-3 working days
  • If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service
  • We do receive the address details from the details on the order - please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email or Facebook message. We will confirm your details have been changed, please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request
  • We do have a store in Australia, for orders within Australia and New Zealand
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So Here's a Card £3.95
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Glad You Were Born £3.95
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I Miss Brexit £3.95
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2020 Shitshow New Baby £3.95
2020 Shitshow Engaged £3.95
2020 Shitshow Bought a House £3.95
2020 Shitshow Got Married £3.95
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Live Laugh Leave £3.95
Miserable Cunt. Fuck Off. £3.95
About Fucking Time £3.95
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Savage Average £3.95
Birthday - Stay Home £3.95
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Drink Drank Drunk £3.95
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30's Candles £3.95
Miss You £3.95
Fave Dickhead Splash £3.95
Need My Mum £3.95
Toilet Roll Fort £3.95
Cher Birthday £3.95
Believe in Yourself £3.95
Poo Picker Upper £3.95
Aunt - Drunk £3.95
D - Dad £3.95
S - Sister £3.95
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Grumpa £3.95
Nan Tastic £3.95
The One Where £3.95
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30 Grow Up £3.95
40 Grow Up £3.95
50 Grow Up £3.95
70 Grow Up £3.95
80 Grow Up £3.95
90 Grow Up £3.95
21 Grow Up £3.95
18 Grow Up £3.95
16 Grow Up £3.95
Partner's Side of the Bed £3.95
Lockdown 3.0 £8.00
Bozza's Hairbrush £3.95
Live Laugh Lockdown £3.95
Merry Lockdown Birthday £3.95
Shit January Birthday £3.95
Shit February Birthday £3.95
Shit March Birthday £3.95
Nope - 2021 £3.95
Freddie Wants £3.95
69th £3.95
New Baby Sleep £3.95
Anniversary Time £3.95
Dope Birthday £3.95
In Exchange £3.95
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Ah Fuck! £3.95
Live Laugh Cum £3.95
Alphabet Card £3.95
Anniversary Wankers £3.95
Not Bored £3.95
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Dick Party £3.95
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